Joe Mama!

That's right! Janise Wulf, a sixty-two year old woman, Redding resident, gave birth to Adam Charles Wulf. Aren't you proud to say you live three hours away from this women? America has to be totally awesome if we have hospitals like Mercy Medical Centre letting old women get virto fertilization and then a caesarean section. This women is extraordinary! She is a mother of twelve, well was, two died. Then come thirty grandchildren and now three great grandchildren. She is a diabetic and blind. She has a three year old, Ian also. She brought Adam into this world so that she Ian would have a sibling, because as the wise woman says " I hate to raise one alone." She must be quite a hottie, having Scott a forty-eight year old as her third husband. Scott cool too, because he is only eight years older than Janise's eldest. Still Janise rocks, because she is now one of the oldest women to give birth but unfortunately, Adriana Iliescu of Romania (66), and Acheli Keh of California (63) beat her, but, Rosanna Della Corte of Italy (62) tied her. This information I did not read in a local, California, or US paper, but an Australian one! All information from http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/greatgranny-62-gives-birth/2006/02/18/1140151849122.html

I'm sorry this is just disgusting! I respect my elders, but you guys got to learn when you've gone too far. Those poor doctors having to see new flesh against, well you know. Poor Adam, man when he's a youngster his mama is going to die! Before she does, he'll have evil little children make 'Joe mama' jokes at him. 'Hey Adam, joe mama so old that before sex she has to check her blood pressure!' I mean come think about us youngsters! Scott, man he must be ugly! I mean not only did he marry an old lady, but a blind one too. That's sad that you can't get laid by just an old lady, but she has to be blind too. I guess I should thank God he's not groping me or other innocent females. I mean most people that are that desperate are rapists. Australians, I would have never known you would show such keen interest in such affairs. People these days are so uniquely interesting.

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